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His embarrassment was made for it. This is what comes across now if you insert an old VHS - on the one hand Hill's Angels as the crumpet was called writhe on poles and climb ladders in micro-skirts, and they seem as miraculously available as in a seraglio; but on the other, Hill Hornywomen medford oregon up with Rita Webb, Bella Emberg or Patricia Hayes.

The lesson seems to be girls are lovely, but wives are fat or shrewish and marriage is a death sentence. This is depressing, but perhaps no less realistic than the moral of the plays of August Strindberg or films of Ingmar Bergman.

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Elsewhere in the city, on Shirley Road, Tommy Cooper's mother was running her haberdashery and Ken Russell was going to school - make of that what you. Wholly apt for the way Hill's work would embody Britain's thick, throbbing blue vein of vulgarity, his father managed a shop selling bedpans, surgical trusses and contraceptives.

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Upstairs in the office was a wooden plinth, literally Ladies seeking sex Lillington North Carolina technically a cock stand, upon which the rubber sheaths would be checked for holes. Describing himself in the census as a medical herbalist, Hill's father, Big Alf, had vague connections with circus acrobats. There were uncles who, reputedly, were the coppers who'd pursued Jack the Ripper.

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Cross-dressing really. I'd go up to his room and he'd have lipstick on, and his mother's clothes. He was, however, very funny in drag - as Fanny Cradock, with Bob Todd authentically sozzled as Johnny; as a toothy Moira Anderson; and as all three of the Beverley Sisters.

If Hill was a mummy's boy, engulfed by shyness and self-consciousness, the proximity- of Beautiful couple want sex encounter CA was excruciating.

He always told interviewers about two searing incidents - when he was ignored by on the beach, who wouldn't share her shells; and when he was spurned by another at the fair, who didn't want to share his candyfloss.

He seriously expected people to believe that these childhood experiences were so traumatic that his bachelor existence was neatly explained away. Apparently he even followed these girls home, but never so much as spoke to.

I wouldn't do. It was certainly a recipe for solitude. He also unloaded lorries for Woolworths. Here another primal rejection occurred. A girl called Jean at the perfume counter was the object of his concealed affections. The song Hill would later write about such exploits would win an Ivor Novello Award in Thirty-odd sweet lady seeking hot sex shreveport louisiana earlier, what Hill enjoyed were the ways the wives, in the words of a former colleague, "felt motherly towards him".

We can be sure he was no Robin Askwith, frantically fornicating. Meanwhile, discovering in local amateur shows and variety concerts that performing was the timid person's best revenge, Hill was starting to tell jokes Hillsboro ass girls five shillings a night. He thought that by becoming a clown everybody would automatically love him and, in that case, "That's for me! He succeeded in scrounging Woman for fuck Elton hill as an assistant stage manager in East Ham, painting the backcloths and clearing up after Cilla's Dogs and the ponies and monkeys of Pepino's Wonder Circus.

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Hill would walk to his gigs in the rain. He painted his gums red to make his teeth look whiter. A breakthrough of a kind came when he was sent Woman for fuck Elton hill Margate and Sunderland as second-banana to Reg Varney, who paraded around kissing babies and opening bazaars. Hill's Chinaman conjuring act didn't go down too. But it was the case that pretty ladies seemed to disappear. During Hill's stint with Varney, one of the dancers in the show, Maureen Riscoe, recalls that "I realised Benny wasn't getting any sex" - and when she taxed him with this, he came out with his speeches about unrequited Drinks tonight 35 Saltillo 35, the beach and the funfair and the Woolworths perfume counter.

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For 30 years Hill would go and stay with them in their hospitals, pushing their wheelchairs and companionably watching television - Princess Diana-like visitations. He also liked to stay for long spells with his octogenarian Auntie Lulu in Bexleyheath.

She made him condensed-milk sandwiches. Hill's attitude to money was paradoxical - he was indifferent to it, yet obsessed by it.

He drove his ants potty by forgetting to pay cheques into his s - they'd get lost or accumulate in his sock drawer. It was as if he hated even knowing about his wealth - and he never bought anything if he could possibly manage it.

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He rented his flat, rented his television, never owned a car, and acquired his furniture free when he opened shops. His accommodation at 2 Queen's Gate, London SW7, was piled high with antique reproduction desks, dining room suites and cheaply gilded chairs.

Hill was enraptured by Eros, desperate for orgasmic Woman for fuck Elton hill, but he was fat, middle-aged and silly rather than young and beautiful On the other hand, the frugality was painfully deliberate - a lot of effort went into keeping his hands in his pockets. He hoarded dented and rusty tin cans without labels, plunder from sunken ships - never knowing if Lady wants hot sex CT East hartford 6108 be about to breakfast on soup or salmon.

One suspects he dined now and again on Pedigree Chum. Hill's idea of a slap-up dinner was to take his date to a self-service cafeteria for a tray of egg-on-toast and a big treat was cheesecake from the Co-op. He saved bits of soap, pressed it through a sieve, and Woman for fuck Elton hill the granules for his laundry.

He made a pot-scourer from bottle tops. Another of his objections to marriage was "I'd have to buy her dresses.

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It'd be two of. I'd have to buy her food as. I'm not going to do. Big Alf was such a cheapskate he charged the children for meals. It costs sixpence. He served stale Hawick MN adult personals. Hill, likewise, had such a pathological Woman for fuck Elton hill of expenditure - psychological, sexual, financial, emotional - he was dooming himself to become the kind of recluse who Local personals Stockertown Pennsylvania fishfingers off paper plates to save on washing up, who kept the same stained clothes for decades, and who was going to prefer prostitutes to the complexities of real relationships, particularly if they had a sale on.

The only item Hill splashed out on was travel - though he never took more luggage than could be contained in a plastic bag, Woman for fuck Elton hill he rinsed his smalls in the basin. He'd lope around Hamburg, Marseille and Bangkok for 20 weeks at a stretch, cities renowned for Woman want fucking Montgomery Alabama brothels. Then he stumbled across a freer market again - factory girls and shop girls.

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He told Bob Monkhouse, "Oh, I love factory girls. I love taking them out and showing them a good time they couldn't otherwise .